We've recently discovered, to our horror, that we are solidly in the "Adult Alternative" demographic on Time Warner Cable's music stations, which means, at one point, about 15 years ago, we were cool. When we have 5 seconds to ourselves, we like to Facebook each other the funniest bits of our favorite blogs, read up on movies we probably won't see until they're available on Netflix, and take solace in the fact that at least we're not "Adult Contemporary."